The 11th Hour




They wait till the 11th

To get Brexit done


He tried putting one foot forward

But the other wouldn’t follow

Almost fell over


Like that newscaster on ‘Strictly’

But at least he was dancing brogues

Those winking gems in the

Shoelaces catch the eye


But make sure there’s

No celebrity bake off

For Farage or

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